Christiano Ronaldo Sets A New Record - Highest Hat-Trick

It is no exaggeration to say that Cristiano Ronaldo is making history with each passing game. The Portuguese star continues to smash La Liga records that had stood the test of time.

The latest mark to fall under Ronaldo's spell concerns the number of hat-tricks he has hit in the Spanish top flight. By scoring three times against Athletic at the Bernabéu, the forward moved level with legends Alfredo di Stéfano and Telmo Zarra on 22 La Liga trebles.

Manchester United Could Help Fund A Sensational Move for Ronaldo

Manchester United could help fund a sensational move for Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo by selling either of Juan Mata or Robin van Persie.

This has been reported by the Telegraph, who have suggested that the Red Devils will have to pay a package worth £140 million for the player's services in the 2015 summer transfer window.

Premier League has best attacking players - Arsene Wenger

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says the Premier League has the best attacking players in the world, as his side prepares for an "intense" north London derby at home to Tottenham on Saturday. - BBC

The Gunners, third highest scorers this season with 10 goals, are fourth in the table, two points clear of Spurs.

"We have all the best attacking players in the Premier League," Wenger said.

IS ANGEL DI MARIA WORTH THE BRITISH RECORD OF £59.7 MILLION?

Manchester United secured the signing of playmaker Angel di Maria from Real Madrid for a fee of £59.7 million on the 26 of August. United fans rejoiced when the official announcement was published on the United website, after a summer of rumours and speculation it was finally true. So why are there some fans that think United paid £59.7 million on a player who has been labelled as ‘average’?

Chelsea Parking The Bus?

Jose Mourinho loves his tactics to be based on firm defence, so why not kill two birds with one stone? 

Get your two banks of four as close to each other as possible, and solve that tricky issue of who should play in goal by throwing both Thibaut Courtois and Petr Cech in the net.

Chelsea Striker, Diego Costa has warned Manchester City that he will punish them with goals if they plan on provoking him today.

Costa has netted seven times in four Premier League outings as the Blues sit top of the table ahead of this afternoon's clash the Etihad.

The 25-year-old has drawn some criticism over his behaviour after appearing to taunt Seamus Coleman for scoring an own goal in last month's 6-3 win over Everton.

Christiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick as Real Madrid Beat Deportivo La Coruna 8 - 2

Today's Real Madrid's game against Deportivo La Coruna was fun for the Madrid side as they beat Deportivo 8 - 0 to scale through.

Christian Ronaldo scored Hat-Trick with G. Bale and Hernandez scoring two goals each in the match and one from J. Rodriguaz.

Isco and Benzema also got two assist each.

What do you say of CR7, is he going to win the golden boot?

4 RECORDS THAT RONALDO CAN BREAK IN 2014-2015 SEASON

Real Madrid and Spain legend, Raul Ganzalez presently sits on the top of the UEFA Champions Leage goal-scoring charts with 71. Nevertheless, this long standing certainly will be broken as the reigning Ballon d’Or winner, Ronaldo is second (68) only to Raul and requires only 4 more goals to re-write history.

It looked extremely undesirable for him to be the first player to surpass the record as he has only 39 goals to his name,14 lower than Messi, up until the 2012-13 season.

UCL Draw: The Group Stage. Arsenal vs Dortmund, Man City vs Bayern, Madrid vs Liverpool

Here is the full draw of the UEFA Champions League Group Stage.

Group A

1. Malmö FF

2. Olympiacos FC

3. Club Atlético de Madrid

4. Juventus Football Club

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW POTS: Arsenal among top seeds for Champions League draw

As we are waiting for tonight's Champions League group stage draw, lets look at the pots.

Pot 1

Real Madrid(ESP)

Barcelona(ESP)

Bayern(GER)

Chelsea(ENG)

Benfica(POR)

Atlético(ESP)

Arsenal(ENG)

Porto(POR)

Keshi Returns as Super Eagles Coach for next month’s African Cup of Nation's Qualifiers

Keshi Returns as Super Eagles Coach for next month’s African Cup of Nation's Qualifiers

Stephen Keshi will return as Nigeria coach for next month’s Nations Cup qualifiers, only days after appearing to rule himself out of the job.

Keshi’s contract expired on 30 June and he said last week he had given up on negotiations over a new deal. But he has now “temporarily abandoned” his decision to walk away.

“I want to respect the wishes of Nigerians and the appeal by the Sports Minister to handle the team at least for the two games,” he said. “The need to answer the patriotic call and respect the wishes of Nigerians informed my coming for the key games.

 “I’m going to see out these two games and we’ll hopefully then sit down and talk about a new contract” “We work so hard to win the Nations Cup in South Africa, I think we should do all that we can to defend it in Morocco next year,” he added on AIT’s SportsExtra on Monday.

Lampard will never be replaced at Chelsea - Mourinho

Jose Mourinho says Lampard will have a statue at Stamford Bridge one day

Frank Lampard left the club this summer after 13 glittering years, and has since joined title rivals Manchester City on a short-term loan from sister club New York City FC.

Mourinho admits Chelsea's signing of former Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas, however, will not fill the hole the England man has left at Stamford Bridge.

Speaking to Rio Ferdinand for BT Sport, he said: 'Fabregas is the player we need to modify a little bit the profile of our game. We want to give the next dimension to our game in midfield.

Jose Mourinho claims Diego Costa and Drogba has surprised Chelsea players with their ability.

Mourinho told Sky Sports News: 'He’s a great addition for us. He is a fantastic player. Technically he is very, very good.

'That’s why lots of the players are so happy and so surprised, because his quality is even higher than what they expect.

'He's so strong physically and gives so much effort during matches. He’s a great addition for us. He's a fantastic player.

Chelsea boss, Mourinho is pleased with his present attacking options

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is pleased with the atackng options he will have in the 2014/15 season- and believes that Diego Costa is an excellent addition to his side.

Costa impressed last season at Atletico Madrid as they won th Spanish title, and Mourinho snapped the Spaniard up earlier in the summer, meeting his £32million release clause.

And Mourinho told Sky Sports: “He’s a great addition for us. He is a fantastic player.

Ronaldo believes that the former Netherlands boss has what it takes to restore United to their former glories

Ronaldo believes that the former Netherlands boss has what it takes to restore United to their former glories, and reserved words for Sir Alex Ferguson, the man who brought him to England from Sporting Lisbon in 2003.

"It will be a better season for sure, my feeling is he is a fantastic coach, he showed it for Holland," Ronaldo said of van Gaal.

We woun't miss David Luiz as much - Chelsea Manager believes.

Jose Mourinho insists Chelsea will not miss David Luiz after his £50 million move to Paris St-Germain

“Last season he was not regular first-choice for us,” he said. “David did important things here, was always a good professional and we will miss him as a good guy when he was with us. But from a football point of view we believe our squad is stronger this season than it was.

The World’s Most Supported Clubs. REGISTERED FANS.

1. Manchester United (354 million fans)

2. FC Barcelona (270 million fans)

3. Real Madrid (174 million fans)

4. Chelsea (135 million fans)

5. Arsenal (113 million fans)

6. AC Milan (99 million fans)

7. Liverpool (74 million fans)

Manchester United boss, Van Gaal has made FIVE changes to blow Arsenal, Liverpool & Chelsea away

The five changes Manchester United Coach, VAN Gaal has made to blow Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and other top clubs away are:

Language - Twelve different nationalities are represented in Van Gaal's squad, but they have been told to speak English to each other. Van Gaal himself is fluent in English, Spanish, German and Dutch.

Tables - Van Gaal sees meal times as a good time for squad bonding, so he has replaced rectangular tables with circular ones to encourage interaction.

I sold Lukaku to Everton because I did not believe the striker had the motivation to fight for a place at Chelsea - Mourinho

José Mourinho says he sold Romelu Lukaku to Everton because he did not believe the striker had the motivation to fight for a place at Chelsea.

"He wanted to be the only first choice striker which is not possible. That reduced immediately his desire to come to us. After that, Everton came with an important offer and because we want to be inside financial fair play rules, you have to analyse these situations.”

What’s your say on Mourinho’s decision to sell Lukaku

Frank Lampard to Move on Loan to Manchester United?

New York City midfielder Frank Lampard is in talks with Manchester City over a six-month loan deal, according to Sky sources.

The former Chelsea player who was also the club's record goal scorer joined New York City, owned by Manchester City and baseball giants New York Yankees, on the 24^th of July.

Lampard scored 211 goals in 649 matches for Chelsea, becoming the club's record goal scorer but was released by Chelsea at the end of the season. 

World Cup 2014 Summary: Best Keeper, Top Scorers, Best Young Players etc

2014 FIFA World Cup

Copa do Mundo da FIFA

Brasil 2014[nb 1]

2014 FIFA World Cup

Juntos num só ritmo

Tournament details

Host country      Brazil

Dates                    12 June – 13 July 2014 (32 days)

Teams                   32 (from 5 confederations)

Venue(s)             12 (in 12 host cities)

Final positions

Luis Suarez receives nine game and four month ban for biting Giorgio Chiellini

Luis Suarez banned: Striker given nine-game AND four month ban for biting Giorgio Chiellini in biggest ever World Cup suspension

Luis Suarez has been handed a record nine-game international ban and a four month football ban after Fifa found him guilty of biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini, making the sanction the biggest ever World Cup suspension in history.

FOLLOW LIVE REACTION TO SUAREZ'S BAN HERE

World Cup Updates: The Boys are being separated from the Men.

The competition that started with 32 teams are now left with 16 teams while 16 are gone. The likes of Spain, Italy, Portugal, Cote d' Ivory etc is actually a big lesson to football. Football has gone digital they said.

Lets look at the next fixtures which will kick off tomorrow with Brazil taking on Chile

28/06     Brazil    18 : 00 Chile

Cesc Fabregas has completed his deal with Chelsea FC

According to Goal report; Chelsea has completed the signing of Barcelona midfielder, Cesc Fabregas, on a five year deal.

Jose Mourinho’s side is believed to have paid £30million for Fabregas, who is currently on World Cup duty with Spain.

The former Arsenal star scored eight La Liga goals for Barcelona and provided a further 19 assists in 36 appearances last season and thanked the Catalan giants after sealing his move to Stamford Bridge.

TOP 6 CLUBS WITH THE MOST WORLD CUP PLAYERS!

Here is the top 6 clubs with the most world cup players.

1 : Chelsea 17 -  PLAYERS

2 : Bayern Munich - 16 PLAYERS

3 : Man Utd - 16 PLAYERS

4 : Napoli - 14 PLAYERS

5 : Juventus - 14 PLAYERS

6 : Real Madrid - 13 PLAYERS 

Top 10 : Most expensive squads at WORLD CUP!

Here is the list of top 10 most expensive squads at World Cup

10) Colombia - $308.1 Million

9) Portugal - $395.8 Million

8) Italy - $444.6 Million

7) Belgium - $463.5 Million

UEFA TOP 20 CLUBS

Here is the list of top 20 clubs by UEFA

1 Real Madrid CF

2 FC Barcelona

3 FC Bayern München

4 Chelsea FC

Former Anambra State Governor Confirms The Death of Dora Akunyili

Below is a press release by Mr. Peter Obi published on Late Akunyili's Facebook page

PROF. (MRS.) DORA AKUNYILI IS DEAD

On behalf of the Akunyili's family, I wish to officially confirm the death of Prof. (Mrs.) Dora Nkem Akunyili, OFR, in a Specialist Cancer Hospital in India this morning at 10 am, Nigerian Time, after a two-year battle with cancer.

Argentina's 23-man World Cup squad

Goalkeepers: Sergio Romero (Sampdoria), Mariano Andujar (Catania), Agustin Orion (Boca Juniors)

Defenders: Pablo Zabaleta (Manchester City), Federico Fernandez (Napoli), Ezequiel Garay (Benfica), Marcos Rojo (Sporting Lisbon), Hugo Campagnaro (Inter Milan), Martin Demichelis (Manchester City), Jose Basanta (Monterrey)

Midfielders: Javier Mascherano (Barcelona), Fernando Gago (Boca Juniors), Lucas Biglia (Lazio), Ricardo Alvarez (Inter Milan), Augusto Fernandez (Celta Vigo), Angel Di Maria (Real Madrid), Maxi Rodriguez (Newell's Old Boys), Enzo Perez (Benfica)

Forwards: Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Gonzalo Higuain (Napoli), Sergio Aguero (Manchester City), Rodrigo Palacio (Inter Milan), Ezequiel Lavezzi (Paris St Germain)

Akpors World Cup Letter to all Girlfriends and Wives.

Dear Sweethearts,

The Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won't go!

3. You support the teams that I support.

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

BB Wahalla; Trust Akpors nah. See wetin Akpors did to Jennifa

Akpos: hello who dey call?

 

Jennifa: it's me Jennifa!

 

Akpos: Jenni Babe! U remember my side today?

 

Jennifa: u know that I'm the caring type but school wouldn't allow me visit u. Where are u? And

Top 10 World's Most Expensive Player

10. NEYMAR - 57m €

9. TORRES - 58m €

Romelu Lukaku wants a chance under Jose Mourinho

Chelsea sticker Romelu Lukaku is still hoping to play for Chelsea, but the Belgian striker is likely to wait until after the World Cup to resolve his future.

The 21-year-old joined Chelsea from Anderlecht in 2011, but has started only one Premier League game for the club and has yet to score.

However, Lukaku has impressed on loan at West Brom and Everton in the past two

23 Man 2014 World Cup Squard as released by Keshi

Here's the squad:

Goalkeepers:

Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United), Austin Ejide (Hapoel Beer Sheva), Vincent Enyeama (Lille)

Defenders:

Efe Ambrose (Celtic), Elderson Echiejile (Monaco), Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves), Kunle Odunlami (Sunshine Stars), Godfrey Oboabona

Transfer Rumour

Discuss and add your transfer rumour here

Europe XI for this season by Sportsworld: See which player is there!

Thibaut Courtois (Atletico Madrid); Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich), Diego Godin (atletico Madrid) Mehdi Benatia (Roma), Ricardo Rodriguez (wolfsburg), Arturo Vidal (juventus), Yaya Toure (Manchester City),Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid), Lionel Messi (barcelona), Robert Lewandowski (Borussia Dortmund), Luis Suarez (Liverpool).

Manager:- Diego Simeone

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Super Eagles hold Scotland to 2-2 Draw

The Super Eagles played out a pulsating 2-2 draw with the Tartan Army of Scotland at Craven Cottage in London on Wednesday night in preparation for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil next month

Coach Stephen Keshi started out with an experimental side as Joseph Yobo came back into the fold

JOKES, JOKES, JOKES

1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"

 

2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?

AKPORS AND HIS WIFE

Akpors came back home at midnight and knocked on the door:

 Wife: Go back to where you're coming from!

Akpors: Woman! open this door oh, or I'll jump into the pool!

 Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?

QPR returns to the EPL with two others...

QPR secured a return to the top flight when, despite playing with 10 men for the last 30 minutes after Gary O'Neil was sent off, they beat a superior Derby County team 1-0 at Wembley with a last-minute goal from veteran striker Bobby Zamora.

Asked if he could see his side winning late on, Redknapp told talkSPORT: "No way. We were bang under the cosh.

"They had the extra man and we looked like we were tired. We were desperate and then we go and

Make your own transfer rumour

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Mine is Yaya Toure going to Accrington Stanlcy at $88m

Real Madrid beat Atletico Madrid 4-1 to win 10th European title

A late equalizer from Ramos kept Madrid’s Decima hope alive after Diego Godin capitalized on a dreadful error from Iker Casillas to head home in Lisbon on Saturday.

Real Madrid secured an historic 10th European title as they came from behind to secure a thrilling 4-1 win over Atletico Madrid in

Chelsea linked with SHOCK move to SACK Jose Mourinho and bring in Diego Simeone

The improbable reports coming out of France suggest that Blues owner Roman Abramovich is unhappy with Mourinho's failure to win any silverware this summer and believes Simeone is the man to take Chelsea forward.

Indeed, French publication Le10Sport sensationally suggest that

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ARSENAL’S JUBILATION OVER FA CUP WIN

Though so tough for Arsenal and their fans, but after nine years spent desperately waiting for a title, Arsenal fans finally got the chance to celebrate the end of the drought as the Gunners paraded the FA Cup on an open-top bus in north London.

 

The team set off from the Emirates Stadium under sunny skies and made its way toward Islington Town Hall on Sunday, stopping regularly to thank the chanting fans packed on both sides of the

Atlético Madrid celebrate La Liga title after draw at Barcelona

Atlético Madrid havedone it. A year after they went to the Santiago Bernabéu and took the Copa del Rey from Real Madrid, they came here and took the league title from FC Barcelona. It is their first in 18 years. Next they travel to Lisbon to play their first European Cup final for 40 years. What Diego Simeone and his side have achieved is barely believable. Barcelona's supporters recognised the magnitude of what they had witnessed: when the

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Did He Lie?

U dey watch ball for viewing centre. Chelsea vs man u... 1 guy just enter seat next to u.

D guy: Bros how fa na match them dey play?
You: Yes na sheybi na im u dy watch.

D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?

You: na im be dat na. Chelsea vs man u.

D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?

SUMMARY OF PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON 2013–14

 

CHAMPIONS
Manchester City

2nd Premier League title

4th English title

RELEGATED        

Cardiff City

Fulham

Norwich City

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE   

Manchester City

Liverpool

Chelsea

Arsenal

EUROPA LEAGUE

Everton

STANDFORD BRIDGE ON FIRE; Jose Mourinho sacked?

Chelsea Manager Jose Mourinho may be sacked in the coming weeks as reports say that the owner of the club Roman Abramovich is already growing tired of the antics of the Portugese as he is constantly in the media and has failed to win any trophy in his first season back at Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho is one of the most successful coaches in the history of Chelsea helping them to their first premier league title in his first reign at the club in the 2004/2005 season and followed it up with another title, the FA

Manchester City crowned champions after effortless win over West Ham

This time, they spared the emotions of their supporters. There was no late drama. No bedlam. For once, Manchester City resisted any temptation to make life unnecessarily hard for themselves. Instead, they just rolled up their sleeves and set about finishing off their work. They are the champions of England and they did it in a way that made the old City, the club where once they said it should have a Government health warningfeel like a fading memory.

By the time it was all done, Manuel Pellegrini's team had clocked up 102 goals and it was probably just a surprise they did not manage to get one more to equal Chelsea's 2010 record from the Premier League era. Sergio Agüero is probably thinking the same after the sitter he passed

IKE UCHE TO MISS WORLD CUP

Ike Uche’s gymnastic goal celebrations will be missed at this year's World Cup as the striker’s name was not seen in the Stephen Okechukwu Keshi's 30-man shortlist for the World Cup in Brazil.

Norwich City defender Joseph Yobo, who has not played for the national team for over a year, and in-form Stoke City striker Peter Odemwingie both made it into the

30 MAN LIST AS RELEASED BY STEPHEN OKECHUKWU KECHI SQUAD

Goalkeepers - Vincent Enyeama, Austin Ejide, Chigozie Agbim, Daniel Akpeyi

Defenders - Elderson Echiejile, Juwon Oshaniwa, Godfrey Oboabona, Azubuike Egwuekwe, Kenneth Omeruo, Joseph Yobo, Kunle Odunlami, Efe Ambrose

Midfielders - John Mikel Obi, Ogenyi Onazi, Ramon Azeez, Joel Obi, Nosa Igiebor,

ARE YOU PROUD TO BE A CHRISTIAN?

Our journey began at Genesis through Exodus. On the way, we saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel,Samuel". At a stage, the, first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel their friend. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled in the same ship with Micah and

ABEG WHO I GO MARRY

I WAN MARRY OO......

I'm planning to marry IJEOMA but OLUCHI is more beautiful.. NDIDI has a nice character dan TOCHI. But come to think of it i still love TINA but ANTHONIA loves me more and now EBELE is also in love with me but she's too harsh. Amaka is also in love with me but she is short unlike JANE and i don't like LOVETH's character but HALIMA is manageable only dat she's an hausa girl and her father will not allow her mary me.. I remember MARY nd i had a promise but BLESSING says I must mary her and JOY will never let me go even wen JENNIFER insist she loves me and FAVOUR is still chasing me. Meanwhile i dnt

NOW WHO COPIED FROM EACH OTHER? AKPORS OR MUSA

Musa & Akpors dey scatter fight outside

examination hall, classmates gather.

Wetin happen na?

Akpors: Dis idiot copy me 4 exam!

Musa: Copy wetin? I no write anything, na blank sheet i submit!

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5 THINGS YOU MUST NOT SLEEP WITH

1. DONT SLEEP WITH WATCH - Watches emit a cetain level of radioactivity. Though small but if you wear them to bed for a long time it might have adverse effects to your health.

2. DONT SLEEP WITH BRA - Scientist in Maeica have discovered that those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have higher risk of getting breast cancer.

3. DONT SLEEP WITH PHONE - Putting your phone beside you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks but please put the phones as far as possible.

AKPORS AND PROFESSOR, who is now the real Professor?

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor(Akpos): Do you know Biology,

Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor(Akpos) said NO to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. 

The Sailor (Akpors) asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?

WHO DO YOU THINK IS MORE FOOLISH, AKPORS OR JAMES?

Mr James and his friend Mr Akpos were arguing about their sons’ stupidity.

Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Akpo’s son. Akpos father however disagreed, so they decided 2 put their sons to a test.

James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at the market.
The boy ran out without even asking for what to buy and money.

James said:  U see how silly he is? He didn’t even ask for what to buy or money “

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COCK COMMITED SUCCIED, (LOOK)

Nawa ooo... Na Which kind badluck come be dis one nah?

 

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A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes.
One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger.
The servant replied, 'despite all these thi...ngs, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He

IGBO MAN AND MONEY: can you separate them?

An Igbo man fell into a well and was screaming for help and his wife came with a rope. ...Still in the well the man asked his wife, how much did you buy this rope? N800 she replied, the man said: go to mama Amaka, she sells this rope N300 run sharp sharp before i die here.

VOTE YOUR EPL COACH OF THE YEAR

who suporse to be the premier league manager of the yeah 2014.
Let vote and see the winner?

A- manuel pelgrini (man city)
B- jose mourinho (chelsea)
C- arsene winger (arsenal)
D- brander rodgers (liverpool)

or even Moyesss....

5 REASONS WHY CHELSEA IS TIPPED TO WIN UEFA CHAMPIONS LGE

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*In 2005 and 2007, Liverpool and Ac Milan Played the Two Finals With 2 Years Interval, In 2009 & 2011 Barca and Man Utd played with 2 Year Interval. In 2012 and 2014 Chelsea and Bayern Munich should play

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THIS AKPORS SELF; YOU AGAIN?

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Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and

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AKPORS LATEST SWAG

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a

Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?"

Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".

A man came and asked him the same question.

Akpos replied, "No! No! ..Me Akpos!". 

Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again.

AKPORS NO GO KILL ME OO!!!

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a
Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?"
Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".
A man came and asked him the same question.
Akpos replied, "No! No! ..Me Akpos!".
Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again.
Akpos became angry and decided to move away.
While walking, he saw a guy sunbathing.
He went up to him and asked," Are you Relaxing?"

ADD YOUR OWN: addn't you?

Teacher: our topic today is question tag.

Eg: obi is a boy.

Isn't he?

Yes he is.

Can I have other examples.

Ochoku: we go chop yam today.

Chopin't we?

Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?

Akpors: don't mind that block head.

PHOTOS THAT CAN MAKE YOU DREAM HEAVEN

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM IF AKPORS WAS YOUR SON?.

Akpors was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody stuckshop… his parents were wondering why akpors was so happy..and decided to ask him..

PARENTS : my son I have never seen you in this mood for while….Any good news to share..?

AKPORS : mum and dad next year you would’nt be buying any textbook, notebook or any study material

PARENT : thats my boy…why? Did you win scholarship?

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How to Answer English Comprehension Questions in JAMB CBT

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TOPIC: MP - very interesting!

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OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: Tell me properly!

AKPOS: Michael Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY: Your father’s name?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?

AKPOS: Moses Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY: Your native place?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: Is it Makurdi Purum?

AKPOS: No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER EAZY: What is your qualification?

AKPOS: M.P sir

BETWEEN AKPORS AND ABOKI MAN WHO MUMU PASS?

The two men were withrawing money from ATM machine and the following conversation took place;
Aboki Man: Akpors stop looking at me before you thief my pin
Akpors: i already know your pin

WHO IS D BEST THIEF BETWEEN AKPOS AND JAMES

James : akpos did u know that am more perfect than u in stealing

Akpors: stop sayin dat am ur God father in stealing, i have the certificate of armed robber

James: lets wait and see one day James and Akpors went to d supermarket to buy some food, akpos hav forgotten that he and James made a promise of d best thief.

James stole two chocolate nobody notice him...on their way home :

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WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR AKPORS?

Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island, Lagos.

A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before.

Akpos : Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?

The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave you.

On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and he went to the toilet.

When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief

AKPORS AND HIS OGA; WHO IS WISER?

OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when
i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything,
except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a question while i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer.

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SCHOOL GIRLS FORCED TO REMOVE ALL THEIR CLOTHES SO AS TO SEARCH FOR ILLEGAL ITEMS (LOOK)

It was really a shocking day to Kamahuha High School Girls, in Kenya. The girls come to school

ENJOY THIS JOKE

Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and asks “Which do you want?” Akpors takes the 10 cedis and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “For 2 years, that kid never learns!” Later, one of his customer meets Akpors walking down the street licking a big ice cream and beckons him.
“May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 10 cedis instead of the 50 Ghana cedis note?”
Akpors taking a good swipe at the ice cream with his tongue replied,
“Because the day I will take the 50 Ghana cedis note, ''the game is over!'
is akpors right?

WISE QUOTES THAT CAN BOOST YOUR KNOWLEDGE

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.