Former Anambra State Governor Confirms The Death of Dora Akunyili

Below is a press release by Mr. Peter Obi published on Late Akunyili's Facebook page

PROF. (MRS.) DORA AKUNYILI IS DEAD

On behalf of the Akunyili's family, I wish to officially confirm the death of Prof. (Mrs.) Dora Nkem Akunyili, OFR, in a Specialist Cancer Hospital in India this morning at 10 am, Nigerian Time, after a two-year battle with cancer.

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Our journey began at Genesis through Exodus. On the way, we saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for Judges to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel,Samuel". At a stage, the, first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job, their brother. Then they noticed that Mr. Psalms was teaching his children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiastes and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah and Jeremiah were engaged in Lamentation for Ezekiel and Daniel their friend. By that time, Amos and Obadiah were not around. Three days later, Hosea, Joel and Jonah traveled in the same ship with Micah and

AKPORS AND PROFESSOR, who is now the real Professor?

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor(Akpos): Do you know Biology,

Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor(Akpos) said NO to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. 

The Sailor (Akpors) asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?

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AKPORS NO GO KILL ME OO!!!

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a
Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?"
Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".
A man came and asked him the same question.
Akpos replied, "No! No! ..Me Akpos!".
Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again.
Akpos became angry and decided to move away.
While walking, he saw a guy sunbathing.
He went up to him and asked," Are you Relaxing?"