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Friday, 23 May 2014
Jokes Arena
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Post Any Joke and anything interesting for others to read. Click here to ask Admission question as
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Sunday, 18 May 2014
Sunday, 27 April 2014
ADD YOUR OWN: addn't you?
Teacher: our topic today is question tag.
Eg: obi is a boy.
Isn't he?
Yes he is.
Can I have other examples.
Ochoku: we go chop yam today.
Chopin't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpors: don't mind that block head.
Saturday, 26 April 2014
Friday, 25 April 2014
BETWEEN AKPORS AND ABOKI MAN WHO MUMU PASS?
The two men were withrawing money from ATM machine and the following conversation took place;
Aboki Man: Akpors stop looking at me before you thief my pin
Akpors: i already know your pin
Aboki Man: Akpors stop looking at me before you thief my pin
Akpors: i already know your pin
Thursday, 24 April 2014
WHO IS D BEST THIEF BETWEEN AKPOS AND JAMES
James : akpos did u know that am more perfect than u in
stealing
Akpors: stop sayin dat am ur God father in stealing, i have
the certificate of armed robber
James: lets wait and see one day James and Akpors went to d supermarket
to buy some food, akpos hav forgotten that he and James made a promise of d
best thief.
James stole two chocolate nobody notice him...on their way home :
Tuesday, 22 April 2014
WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR AKPORS?
Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island,
Lagos.
A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject
him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he
collected from the bank the day before.
Akpos : Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow
you to inject me with the HIV virus?
The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave
you.
On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and
he went to the toilet.
When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to
inject him with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief
Thursday, 17 April 2014
ENJOY THIS JOKE
Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and asks “Which do you want?” Akpors takes the 10 cedis and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “For 2 years, that kid never learns!” Later, one of his customer meets Akpors walking down the street licking a big ice cream and beckons him.
“May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 10 cedis instead of the 50 Ghana cedis note?”
Akpors taking a good swipe at the ice cream with his tongue replied,
“Because the day I will take the 50 Ghana cedis note, ''the game is over!'
is akpors right?
The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and asks “Which do you want?” Akpors takes the 10 cedis and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “For 2 years, that kid never learns!” Later, one of his customer meets Akpors walking down the street licking a big ice cream and beckons him.
“May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 10 cedis instead of the 50 Ghana cedis note?”
Akpors taking a good swipe at the ice cream with his tongue replied,
“Because the day I will take the 50 Ghana cedis note, ''the game is over!'
is akpors right?
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