Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island,
Lagos.
A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject
him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he
collected from the bank the day before.
Akpos : Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow
you to inject me with the HIV virus?
The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave
you.
On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and
he went to the toilet.
When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to
inject him with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief
injected him with the HIV virus and left immediately.
injected him with the HIV virus and left immediately.
Immediately the thief left, the wife became hysterical
The Wife: What the hell did you just do?
Akpos : Don't mind the silly thief, he didn't know that I
put on a condom the other time I went to the toilet
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