Akpors World Cup Letter to all Girlfriends and Wives.

Dear Sweethearts,

The Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won't go!

3. You support the teams that I support.

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

BB Wahalla; Trust Akpors nah. See wetin Akpors did to Jennifa

Akpos: hello who dey call?

 

Jennifa: it's me Jennifa!

 

Akpos: Jenni Babe! U remember my side today?

 

Jennifa: u know that I'm the caring type but school wouldn't allow me visit u. Where are u? And

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1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"

 

2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?

AKPORS AND HIS WIFE

Akpors came back home at midnight and knocked on the door:

 Wife: Go back to where you're coming from!

Akpors: Woman! open this door oh, or I'll jump into the pool!

 Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?

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5 REASONS WHY CHELSEA IS TIPPED TO WIN UEFA CHAMPIONS LGE

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*Samuel Etoo always win UCL in World Cup Year since 2002 with Madrid.

*Since 2009 Any Country That Host UCL final A Club From That Country Always Win The Trophy The Following Season.

*In 2005 and 2007, Liverpool and Ac Milan Played the Two Finals With 2 Years Interval, In 2009 & 2011 Barca and Man Utd played with 2 Year Interval. In 2012 and 2014 Chelsea and Bayern Munich should play

THIS AKPORS SELF; YOU AGAIN?

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Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and

AKPORS LATEST SWAG

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a

Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?"

Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".

A man came and asked him the same question.

Akpos replied, "No! No! ..Me Akpos!". 

Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM IF AKPORS WAS YOUR SON?.

Akpors was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody stuckshop… his parents were wondering why akpors was so happy..and decided to ask him..

PARENTS : my son I have never seen you in this mood for while….Any good news to share..?

AKPORS : mum and dad next year you would’nt be buying any textbook, notebook or any study material

PARENT : thats my boy…why? Did you win scholarship?

TOPIC: MP - very interesting!

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OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: Tell me properly!

AKPOS: Michael Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY: Your father’s name?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?

AKPOS: Moses Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY: Your native place?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: Is it Makurdi Purum?

AKPOS: No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER EAZY: What is your qualification?

AKPOS: M.P sir

BETWEEN AKPORS AND ABOKI MAN WHO MUMU PASS?

The two men were withrawing money from ATM machine and the following conversation took place;
Aboki Man: Akpors stop looking at me before you thief my pin
Akpors: i already know your pin

WHO IS D BEST THIEF BETWEEN AKPOS AND JAMES

James : akpos did u know that am more perfect than u in stealing

Akpors: stop sayin dat am ur God father in stealing, i have the certificate of armed robber

James: lets wait and see one day James and Akpors went to d supermarket to buy some food, akpos hav forgotten that he and James made a promise of d best thief.

James stole two chocolate nobody notice him...on their way home :

WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR AKPORS?

Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island, Lagos.

A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before.

Akpos : Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?

The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave you.

On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and he went to the toilet.

When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief

AKPORS AND HIS OGA; WHO IS WISER?

OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when
i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything,
except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a question while i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer.

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Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and asks “Which do you want?” Akpors takes the 10 cedis and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “For 2 years, that kid never learns!” Later, one of his customer meets Akpors walking down the street licking a big ice cream and beckons him.
“May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 10 cedis instead of the 50 Ghana cedis note?”
Akpors taking a good swipe at the ice cream with his tongue replied,
“Because the day I will take the 50 Ghana cedis note, ''the game is over!'
is akpors right?