1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of
anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted,
"FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends
o!"
2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask?
Peter: because, last night, i over heard my dad saying,
Honey, please open your legs wide.
3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just
die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine.
4. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a
boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples.
Ochoku: we go chop yam today. Chopin't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpors: don't mind that block head. We go chop yam today.
Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted. LOL..
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