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Tuesday 27 May 2014

AKPORS AND HIS WIFE

Akpors came back home at midnight and knocked on the door:
 Wife: Go back to where you're coming from!
Akpors: Woman! open this door oh, or I'll jump into the pool!
 Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?
 So Akpors hides in a dark corner, wait for 2 minutes and throws a big stone into the pool.
 His wife hears the sound, quickly opens the door without thinking and runs towards the pool panting 'oh my God', 'oh my God'.
Akpors quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.
 Wife: (after realizing what happened) Akpors open this door oh, you better open it now or I'll shout and wake the neighborhood!
Akpors: Shout na, shout till all the neighbours wake up and come here so that you can tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night wearing only pant and wrapper!
 One word for Akpors

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