WHO IS D BEST THIEF BETWEEN AKPOS AND JAMES

James : akpos did u know that am more perfect than u in stealing

Akpors: stop sayin dat am ur God father in stealing, i have the certificate of armed robber

James: lets wait and see one day James and Akpors went to d supermarket to buy some food, akpos hav forgotten that he and James made a promise of d best thief.

James stole two chocolate nobody notice him...on their way home :

James: akpos didn’t i tell u that am d best thief u wount believe dat i stole two chocolate without anybody noticing it.

Akpos:{very angry and jealous} really?

James: (with happiness ) yes

Akpos: ook no prob lets go bck to d supermarket i will show u dat am d best thief in d world...

They enter d supermarket akpos called d man in charge and said i wnt to perform magic for u..he ordered d man to bring two chocolate out d man did so..

Akpos ate d two and laugh, he said check my friends pocket u will find d chocolate dat i ate there...

Who is d best ??