AKPORS AND HIS OGA; WHO IS WISER?

OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when
i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything,
except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a question while i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer.

Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the
house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer.  Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the
kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or Oga Madam rushed out
of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, I can't understand anything at all except my name.

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