IGBO MAN AND MONEY: can you separate them?

An Igbo man fell into a well and was screaming for help and his wife came with a rope. ...Still in the well the man asked his wife, how much did you buy this rope? N800 she replied, the man said: go to mama Amaka, she sells this rope N300 run sharp sharp before i die here.

VOTE YOUR EPL COACH OF THE YEAR

who suporse to be the premier league manager of the yeah 2014.
Let vote and see the winner?

A- manuel pelgrini (man city)
B- jose mourinho (chelsea)
C- arsene winger (arsenal)
D- brander rodgers (liverpool)

or even Moyesss....

5 REASONS WHY CHELSEA IS TIPPED TO WIN UEFA CHAMPIONS LGE

Posted by: Akpors College of Jokes
*Samuel Etoo always win UCL in World Cup Year since 2002 with Madrid.

*Since 2009 Any Country That Host UCL final A Club From That Country Always Win The Trophy The Following Season.

*In 2005 and 2007, Liverpool and Ac Milan Played the Two Finals With 2 Years Interval, In 2009 & 2011 Barca and Man Utd played with 2 Year Interval. In 2012 and 2014 Chelsea and Bayern Munich should play

GREAT NEWS TO ALL JAMBITES

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Another great news to all who participated in the just concluded 2014/2015 Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) examination but who couldn't check their results because of issues like:

"no result yet"

"no Biometric verification"

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THIS AKPORS SELF; YOU AGAIN?

Posted by: Arinze Ifeanyi
Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and

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AKPORS LATEST SWAG

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a

Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?"

Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".

A man came and asked him the same question.

Akpos replied, "No! No! ..Me Akpos!". 

Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again.

AKPORS NO GO KILL ME OO!!!

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a
Lady girl came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?"
Akpos replied; "No, I am Akpos".
A man came and asked him the same question.
Akpos replied, "No! No! ..Me Akpos!".
Later on a Little Girl came and asked him same question again.
Akpos became angry and decided to move away.
While walking, he saw a guy sunbathing.
He went up to him and asked," Are you Relaxing?"

ADD YOUR OWN: addn't you?

Teacher: our topic today is question tag.

Eg: obi is a boy.

Isn't he?

Yes he is.

Can I have other examples.

Ochoku: we go chop yam today.

Chopin't we?

Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?

Akpors: don't mind that block head.

PHOTOS THAT CAN MAKE YOU DREAM HEAVEN

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO HIM IF AKPORS WAS YOUR SON?.

Akpors was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody stuckshop… his parents were wondering why akpors was so happy..and decided to ask him..

PARENTS : my son I have never seen you in this mood for while….Any good news to share..?

AKPORS : mum and dad next year you would’nt be buying any textbook, notebook or any study material

PARENT : thats my boy…why? Did you win scholarship?

YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND REQUEST

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CONFIRM - IGNORE

How to Answer English Comprehension Questions in JAMB CBT

There are different types of questioning method employed by jamb in this delicate section.They are as follows: 1.Authorial questioning me... Continue Reasing

TOPIC: MP - very interesting!

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OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: Tell me properly!

AKPOS: Michael Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY: Your father’s name?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?

AKPOS: Moses Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY: Your native place?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: Is it Makurdi Purum?

AKPOS: No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER EAZY: What is your qualification?

AKPOS: M.P sir

BETWEEN AKPORS AND ABOKI MAN WHO MUMU PASS?

The two men were withrawing money from ATM machine and the following conversation took place;
Aboki Man: Akpors stop looking at me before you thief my pin
Akpors: i already know your pin

WHO IS D BEST THIEF BETWEEN AKPOS AND JAMES

James : akpos did u know that am more perfect than u in stealing

Akpors: stop sayin dat am ur God father in stealing, i have the certificate of armed robber

James: lets wait and see one day James and Akpors went to d supermarket to buy some food, akpos hav forgotten that he and James made a promise of d best thief.

James stole two chocolate nobody notice him...on their way home :

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IF OBI IS A BOY AND ADA IS A GIRL,

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WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR AKPORS?

Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria Island, Lagos.

A thief came to his house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if he didn't drop all the money he collected from the bank the day before.

Akpos : Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?

The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will leave you.

On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2 minutes and he went to the toilet.

When he came back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject him with the HIV virus. The frustrated thief

AKPORS AND HIS OGA; WHO IS WISER?

OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when
i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything,
except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a question while i stand here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?. No answer.

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SCHOOL GIRLS FORCED TO REMOVE ALL THEIR CLOTHES SO AS TO SEARCH FOR ILLEGAL ITEMS (LOOK)

It was really a shocking day to Kamahuha High School Girls, in Kenya. The girls come to school

ENJOY THIS JOKE

Akpors enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 50 cedis note in one hand and 10 cedis note in the other, then calls Akpors over and asks “Which do you want?” Akpors takes the 10 cedis and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “For 2 years, that kid never learns!” Later, one of his customer meets Akpors walking down the street licking a big ice cream and beckons him.
“May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 10 cedis instead of the 50 Ghana cedis note?”
Akpors taking a good swipe at the ice cream with his tongue replied,
“Because the day I will take the 50 Ghana cedis note, ''the game is over!'
is akpors right?

WISE QUOTES THAT CAN BOOST YOUR KNOWLEDGE

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.