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Super Eagles hold Scotland to 2-2 Draw

The Super Eagles played out a pulsating 2-2 draw with the Tartan Army of Scotland at Craven Cottage in London on Wednesday night in preparation for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil next month

Coach Stephen Keshi started out with an experimental side as Joseph Yobo came back into the fold

JOKES, JOKES, JOKES

1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"

 

2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?

AKPORS AND HIS WIFE

Akpors came back home at midnight and knocked on the door:

 Wife: Go back to where you're coming from!

Akpors: Woman! open this door oh, or I'll jump into the pool!

 Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?

QPR returns to the EPL with two others...

QPR secured a return to the top flight when, despite playing with 10 men for the last 30 minutes after Gary O'Neil was sent off, they beat a superior Derby County team 1-0 at Wembley with a last-minute goal from veteran striker Bobby Zamora.

Asked if he could see his side winning late on, Redknapp told talkSPORT: "No way. We were bang under the cosh.

"They had the extra man and we looked like we were tired. We were desperate and then we go and

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