AKPORS AND PROFESSOR, who is now the real Professor?

A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor(Akpos): Do you know Biology,

Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor(Akpos) said NO to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. 

The Sailor (Akpors) asked the Professor, do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology?

WHO DO YOU THINK IS MORE FOOLISH, AKPORS OR JAMES?

Mr James and his friend Mr Akpos were arguing about their sons’ stupidity.

Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Akpo’s son. Akpos father however disagreed, so they decided 2 put their sons to a test.

James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at the market.
The boy ran out without even asking for what to buy and money.

James said:  U see how silly he is? He didn’t even ask for what to buy or money “

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A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes.
One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger.
The servant replied, 'despite all these thi...ngs, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He